In my experience, cops and judges are so desensitized to crimes, they do not treat people like humans, but rather criminals, guilty until proven otherwise.

Due to Christopher Walken and Will Ferrell, I can't help but hear the excessive cowbell in Don't Fear the Reaper every time I listen to the song. For the record, my sister was a huge fan of the sketch well before I ever heard it discussed on the internet.

I believe in Rock and Roll and that music can save my mortal soul.

I hate when people spell my name: Jonathon, or shorten it to: John (instead of Jon), particularly when they're replying to an email I sent with the correct spelling in it. Get a clue.

Every Christmas I watch It's a Wonderful Life with my dad and family. And every year I cry at the end. I start blubbering like a baby right around the time when the folk of Bedford Falls start piling the money up on the Bailey's table. Atta boy Clarence!

I'm not a fan of clothes. I prefer less clothes to more clothes. I sleep naked.

Though his website is trash, Jerome Grondin holds the distinction of being the funniest person I know.

I love to be submerged. I love to be surrounded by water. I take long showers. I take frequent showers, particularly in the summer. I love to swim. I love to take baths. I'm a water guy.

Authority Song by John Mellencamp is the perfect rock and roll song. I'm not saying it's the best rock and roll song, I'm not saying it is my favorite, I'm just saying it is the perfect rock and roll song. It's catchy, it has a great beat you can dance to, a great drum solo, and has a little rebellion thrown in.

Why does evey hip-hop song have to have a guest vocalist? Can't hip-hop artists do an album all by themselves? Does this annoy anyone else besides me? It makes the songs harder to rip to MP3!

When I went from having a dishwasher to having no dishwasher, I switched to paper plates, and plastic cups and utensils. I hate washing dishes. I will go to great lengths to avoid washing dishes, and once went 4 months with some partly dirty (but rinsed) dishes piled up in the sink.

ESPN has some of the best commercials.

I get all my best thinking done in the bathroom. On the toilet and in the shower.

I must admit, I occasionally enjoy the music of Alanis Morissette.
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Despite what I was taught in school, I don't feel days of the week should be capitalized. Monday monday. Days of the week are not important enough to necesitate capitalization, and to me, they don't even look good capitalized. In fact, their capitalization can throw me off in the middle of a sentence. So you will rarely see me do it.